Thursday, July 9, 2009

Once Upon A Night...

... there was a innocent little girl who was trying to get some shut-eyes. But, the evil, evil Insomnia Goblin decided to haunt her every night. So she screamed and screamed and covered her head with the giant white fluffy pillow. Despite numerous near-death suffocating occasions , all was in vain as the little girl was no match to the mighty Goblin. Thus, she was forced to search for a Goblin-annihilating device on E-Bay to get rid of it. For 3 weeks, she was searching here and there on internet till 3am every night... err... morning. Eventually, she found what she was looking for and wasted no time in pruchasing the so-called anti-insomnia miracle.


2 months later, no parcel was found at the doorstep. The little girl was beginning to suspect the ploy that was unraveling. She might actually be cheated by the virtual bogus merchants. In the end, she had to visit the psychologist living at the north side of the Hamilton Hill. The shrink gave her a dosage of powerful sleeping pills and assured her all will be fine. She popped one of the fluorescent green queer-looking tablets, dropped dead and died.


The End

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